1 00:00:59,501 --> 00:01:00,477 How do you think? 2 00:01:00,501 --> 00:01:02,477 8 minus 10. 3 00:01:02,501 --> 00:01:05,477 Dr. Walley, what are you doing? 4 00:01:05,501 --> 00:01:09,477 I need to get a message out. 5 00:01:09,501 --> 00:01:12,477 I know too much. 6 00:01:12,501 --> 00:01:14,477 They're not going to let us leave. 7 00:01:14,501 --> 00:01:16,477 I'm sending for help. 8 00:01:16,501 --> 00:01:20,477 Everything is going to be okay, my little Tweety. 9 00:01:20,501 --> 00:01:22,500 I promise. 10 00:02:29,001 --> 00:02:32,977 You can jump or we can push you. 11 00:02:33,001 --> 00:02:37,000 Someday, the truth will be known. 12 00:17:57,001 --> 00:17:58,977 Hi! 13 00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:00,977 It is my old friend, Kevvie. 14 00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:02,977 Yeah, it's been a while. 15 00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:04,977 Look at you, shaking things up. 16 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,977 Well, not intentionally shaking, really. 17 00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:09,977 I think we should have a face-to-face, don't you? 18 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:12,977 Your face and my face? 19 00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:14,977 Be in my office in 15 minutes. 20 00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:16,977 Get things right as rain. 21 00:18:17,001 --> 00:18:20,000 Okay, sounds... looking forward to it. 22 00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:29,977 From its humble roots as a cartoon anvil factory, 23 00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:32,977 Acme has become America's greatest success story. 24 00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:36,977 Acme, I say, Acme is an innovation factory. 25 00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:38,977 We create the impossible. 26 00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:43,977 With each new product, we revolutionize industry and the world. 27 00:18:44,001 --> 00:18:49,977 We're a company of family values that values its family of companies. 28 00:18:50,001 --> 00:18:51,977 Acme. 29 00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:54,977 Hey! 30 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:58,977 I don't know what your deal is, but I need you to listen to me very carefully. 31 00:18:59,001 --> 00:18:59,977 Stop! 32 00:19:00,001 --> 00:19:01,977 You are going to follow my lead, all right? 33 00:19:02,001 --> 00:19:04,977 We're going to tell them this is all just a big misunderstanding, 34 00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:07,977 and we're looking to get this settled as quickly as possible. 35 00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:09,977 We will be polite. 36 00:19:10,001 --> 00:19:11,977 We will not detonate explosives. 37 00:19:12,001 --> 00:19:12,977 All right? 38 00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:15,977 If they put something in front of us, we will sign it. 39 00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:17,001 Got it? 40 00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:22,977 Mr. Avery, Bill Pelicanos, and Mr. Coyote. 41 00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:24,977 I'll take a seat, buddy. 42 00:19:25,001 --> 00:19:26,977 So I hear you guys were friends from back in the day, huh? 43 00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:30,000 Guess you could say that if you were incorrect. 44 00:19:31,001 --> 00:19:33,000 And look at this guy going clothing optional. 45 00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:36,977 Hey, buddy, look who's here. 46 00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:40,048 Isn't Mr. 47 00:19:40,001 --> 00:19:40,977 How you been, man? 48 00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:42,977 Good, good, yeah, very good. 49 00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:44,977 Ah, those were the days, weren't they? 50 00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:46,977 Yeah, Harvard Law. 51 00:19:47,001 --> 00:19:50,977 You look... good. 52 00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:51,977 Uh, thank you. 53 00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:52,977 Have a seat. 54 00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:53,977 Okay. 55 00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:57,977 I got to say, I was a bit surprised to see your name on a case of this size. 56 00:19:58,001 --> 00:19:59,001 Me too. 57 00:20:00,001 --> 00:20:01,977 I mean, I'm so sorry about all this. 58 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,977 It was just a big misunderstanding. 59 00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:06,977 Well, we got a really busy day around here, 60 00:20:07,001 --> 00:20:11,977 and I would hate to keep you from getting back to... whatever it is you do. 61 00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:12,977 Yeah, law stuff too. 62 00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:13,977 Yeah. 63 00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:14,977 Yeah, sure. 64 00:20:15,001 --> 00:20:18,000 Oh, my God. 65 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,977 And this seems obvious, but I have to say it anyway. 66 00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:23,977 Acme denies all charges and accepts no liability 67 00:20:24,001 --> 00:20:26,977 or causal connection between Mr. Coyote's colorful injuries 68 00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:29,977 and our state-of-the-art, life-enhancing family products. 69 00:20:30,001 --> 00:20:31,977 Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah. 70 00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:34,820 And, you know, as much fun as it would be to get back in a 71 00:20:34,844 --> 00:20:38,977 courtroom with you, I think it's time to do what you do best. 72 00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:39,977 Settle. 73 00:20:40,001 --> 00:20:42,977 Yeah, um, well, look, thank you so much, 74 00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:45,977 and I'm so sorry for taking up all your time. 75 00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:48,000 It was unintentional. 76 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,000 Uh... 77 00:20:55,001 --> 00:20:56,977 No, no, no, he didn't mean that. 78 00:20:57,001 --> 00:20:57,977 Do you have another copy? 79 00:20:58,001 --> 00:20:58,977 Is this a joke? 80 00:20:59,001 --> 00:20:59,977 No, no. 81 00:21:00,001 --> 00:21:01,977 This is not funny. 82 00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:03,977 Not cartoons are supposed to be funny. 83 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,977 Castle, you want to fight Avery? 84 00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:06,977 Your tiny form is unmatched. 85 00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:07,977 We'll tie you in legal loopholes. 86 00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:08,977 We'll bury you in paperwork. 87 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,977 I'll put a dozen of my best lawyers in this 24 hours a day 88 00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:16,977 to make sure your name is more synonymous with failure than it already is. 89 00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:18,977 Oh, and I almost forgot. 90 00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:20,977 We don't validate parking. 91 00:21:21,001 --> 00:21:23,977 Do you know what you could do with $50,000? 92 00:21:24,001 --> 00:21:26,977 Do you have any idea how many birds you could buy with that? 93 00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:27,977 Flocks! 94 00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:30,977 You know what? Not that it really matters, but I'm out. 95 00:21:31,001 --> 00:21:32,977 Yeah, that's right. I've quit, man. 96 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:33,977 Go find another lawyer. 97 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,977 This is already my personal freaking nightmare, 98 00:21:36,001 --> 00:21:39,000 and I'm not sticking around to see if it can get any worse. 99 00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:45,977 Sorry. 100 00:21:46,001 --> 00:21:47,001 Butterfingers. 101 00:21:55,001 --> 00:21:57,977 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 102 00:21:58,001 --> 00:21:59,977 Why didn't you settle? 103 00:22:00,001 --> 00:22:00,977 That's what we do here. 104 00:22:01,001 --> 00:22:01,977 We settle. 105 00:22:02,001 --> 00:22:02,977 Dottie, what do we do here? 106 00:22:03,001 --> 00:22:03,977 We settle. 107 00:22:04,001 --> 00:22:06,977 Okay, I tried to settle, but he wouldn't let me settle. 108 00:22:07,001 --> 00:22:07,977 He's a coyote. 109 00:22:08,001 --> 00:22:10,000 We're not even trial lawyers. 110 00:22:11,001 --> 00:22:12,977 I have a miniature golf tournament this weekend, 111 00:22:13,001 --> 00:22:15,977 so I don't even know if I'm gonna make it in on Monday. 112 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:16,977 Plus, trial prep adds up. 113 00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:18,977 Photocopies and this economy. 114 00:22:19,001 --> 00:22:21,977 But if we beat Acme, then we can afford a ton of photocopies. 115 00:22:22,001 --> 00:22:22,977 We won't beat Acme. 116 00:22:23,001 --> 00:22:25,977 I mean, nobody ever has, and nobody ever will. 117 00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:27,977 The truth is, even if you quit right now, 118 00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:31,977 the firm is already in the hole for Acme's legal fees, and that's just from today. 119 00:22:32,001 --> 00:22:34,977 I mean, that could close down our doors. 120 00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:39,977 Look, if we lose, we lose. 121 00:22:40,001 --> 00:22:41,977 If we quit, we really lose. 122 00:22:42,001 --> 00:22:43,977 A lot of money. 123 00:22:44,001 --> 00:22:47,977 Okay, okay, okay, look, look. 124 00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:50,977 We got one true goal for this trial. 125 00:22:51,001 --> 00:22:52,977 It's this. 126 00:22:53,001 --> 00:22:54,977 We can't look like fools, all right? 127 00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:56,977 Our job is not to win this case. 128 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:59,977 Our job is to still be in business when it's over. 129 00:23:00,001 --> 00:23:01,977 That's the spirit. 130 00:23:02,001 --> 00:23:02,977 Let's act like lawyers. 131 00:23:03,001 --> 00:23:04,977 What do real lawyers do? 132 00:23:05,001 --> 00:23:07,977 They would find evidence and start making a list of witnesses. 133 00:23:08,001 --> 00:23:14,977 The bird. 134 00:23:15,001 --> 00:23:17,977 He did witness every time an Acme product malfunctioned. 135 00:23:18,001 --> 00:23:19,977 He could corroborate Wiley's story. 136 00:23:20,001 --> 00:23:20,977 Sure, whatever. 137 00:23:21,001 --> 00:23:22,977 Add the Roadrunner to our witness list. 138 00:23:23,001 --> 00:23:23,977 One more thing. 139 00:23:24,001 --> 00:23:27,000 Where is Mr. Coyote going to stay? 140 00:23:35,001 --> 00:23:37,977 ♪ I've been so long in this old town ♪ 141 00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:40,977 ♪ I've tried my best to settle down ♪ 142 00:23:41,001 --> 00:23:44,977 ♪ But deep within the soul of me ♪ 143 00:23:45,001 --> 00:23:49,000 ♪ I know I must be free ♪ 144 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,977 All right, don't give me that look. 145 00:23:54,001 --> 00:23:55,977 Yeah, I live in a motel. 146 00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:57,977 Look, I got pool access. 147 00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:58,977 You know, there's no mortgage. 148 00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:00,977 I never have to make my bed. 149 00:24:01,001 --> 00:24:04,977 There's an incredible all-you-can-eat seafood buffet around the corner. 150 00:24:05,001 --> 00:24:06,977 Tissues come out of a slugger in the bathroom wall. 151 00:24:07,001 --> 00:24:11,977 Stop that. 152 00:24:12,001 --> 00:24:13,977 Hi, Jerry. 153 00:24:14,001 --> 00:24:14,977 Yeah? 154 00:24:15,001 --> 00:24:17,000 Yeah, um... 155 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,977 One... one second. 156 00:24:22,001 --> 00:24:23,977 Stop. 157 00:24:24,001 --> 00:24:24,977 Come on. 158 00:24:25,001 --> 00:24:27,977 Yeah, hi. 159 00:24:28,001 --> 00:24:29,977 I, uh, need another room for a few nights. 160 00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:31,977 Not near me, please. 161 00:24:32,001 --> 00:24:35,977 He's not a pet. 162 00:24:36,001 --> 00:24:37,977 He looks like a pet. 163 00:24:38,001 --> 00:24:39,977 Who rents a separate room for their pets? 164 00:24:40,001 --> 00:24:40,977 Jerry, come on. 165 00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:42,977 I've been living here for almost five years. 166 00:24:43,001 --> 00:24:43,977 You know me. 167 00:24:44,001 --> 00:24:46,977 No pets. 168 00:24:47,001 --> 00:24:47,977 All right, okay. 169 00:24:48,001 --> 00:24:48,977 You want to do this? 170 00:24:49,001 --> 00:24:51,801 Legally speaking, a pet is a domesticated or tamed animal 171 00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:55,977 kept as a companion in or outside an individual's residence. 172 00:24:56,001 --> 00:24:56,977 This is Mr. Coyote. 173 00:24:57,001 --> 00:24:57,977 He is my client. 174 00:24:58,001 --> 00:25:00,977 He's not my pet nor anyone's pet in the eyes of the law. 175 00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:03,303 And as such, that sign or any rule that 176 00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:04,977 accompanies it does not apply to him, all right? 177 00:25:05,001 --> 00:25:06,926 It does not say "no animals. 178 00:25:06,950 --> 00:25:08,921 "And just my unbiased opinion, he may actually 179 00:25:08,945 --> 00:25:10,977 have a case against you for discrimination. 180 00:25:11,001 --> 00:25:13,000 Yeah. 181 00:25:15,001 --> 00:25:16,977 Your pee is on the rug. 182 00:25:17,001 --> 00:25:17,977 It's on you. 183 00:25:18,001 --> 00:25:18,977 All right, deal. 184 00:25:19,001 --> 00:25:20,977 But I would need a full workup of urine analysis. 185 00:25:21,001 --> 00:25:21,977 I mean, it's a motel. 186 00:25:22,001 --> 00:25:23,977 Plenty of people pee on the rug. 187 00:25:24,001 --> 00:25:27,000 Hey! 188 00:25:29,001 --> 00:25:31,977 Oh, right next door. 189 00:25:32,001 --> 00:25:34,977 Of course. 190 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:36,001 Hey! 191 00:26:17,001 --> 00:26:20,977 Coming up next, a mouse breaks the sound barrier in Guadalajara. 192 00:26:21,001 --> 00:26:25,977 One week more to catch Albuquerque's annual carrot festival while it's still in town. 193 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:26,977 Are you having fun? 194 00:26:27,001 --> 00:26:28,001 We are. 195 00:26:55,001 --> 00:26:58,000 What? 196 00:27:18,001 --> 00:27:20,000 You're kind of a psychopath, aren't you? 197 00:27:24,001 --> 00:27:24,977 Watch and learn. 198 00:27:25,001 --> 00:27:29,977 So we take the subpoena like so, just cover it with copious amounts of bird seed, 199 00:27:30,001 --> 00:27:32,628 Roadrunner eats the bird seed, grabs a subpoena, and 200 00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:35,977 boom, he's legally obligated to show up to court. 201 00:27:36,001 --> 00:27:38,000 Instant Roadrunner trap. 202 00:27:43,001 --> 00:27:44,977 Beep beep. 203 00:27:45,001 --> 00:27:47,000 Is there some kind of inside thing with you guys? 204 00:27:54,001 --> 00:27:55,977 Is everyone clear on our plan? 205 00:27:56,001 --> 00:27:56,977 No. 206 00:27:57,001 --> 00:27:57,977 Yes. 207 00:27:58,001 --> 00:27:58,977 Paige, what's our plan? 208 00:27:59,001 --> 00:28:00,977 So we have to prove to a jury that Acne Cartoon products are 209 00:28:01,001 --> 00:28:03,977 at fault for every accident that Wiley's had going back years. 210 00:28:04,001 --> 00:28:07,977 So we are going to take pictures, and we're going to gather evidence, 211 00:28:08,001 --> 00:28:09,977 and we're going to put the evidence in little bags, 212 00:28:10,001 --> 00:28:11,977 and we're going to interview experts and witnesses, 213 00:28:12,001 --> 00:28:14,977 and we're going to highlight big books of photocopied documents, 214 00:28:15,001 --> 00:28:17,977 and we're going to pound the pavement, and we're going to study up, 215 00:28:18,001 --> 00:28:19,488 and we're going to try and catch our big 216 00:28:19,512 --> 00:28:21,977 eyewitness by leaving a nice note in the desert. 217 00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:23,977 And if we follow my plan by the end of this, 218 00:28:24,001 --> 00:28:26,000 we'll have enough evidence to take Acne down. 219 00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:29,977 We really have nothing. 220 00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:35,000 I mean, I kind of assumed that we'd have nothing, but this is nothing. 221 00:28:39,001 --> 00:28:47,001 All rise. 222 00:28:48,001 --> 00:28:56,001 The court of the Second Judicial Circuit of Albuquerque is now in session. 223 00:29:00,001 --> 00:29:03,977 The honorable Judge Tropicroso presided. 224 00:29:04,001 --> 00:29:04,977 You may be seated. 225 00:29:05,001 --> 00:29:13,001 Human. 226 00:29:18,001 --> 00:29:18,977 Human. 227 00:29:19,001 --> 00:29:27,001 Quiet! 228 00:29:34,001 --> 00:29:35,977 My name is Judge Tropicroso. 229 00:29:36,001 --> 00:29:39,977 The name of the case is Coyote versus Acne. 230 00:29:40,001 --> 00:29:41,977 I am not a loosey-goosey judge. 231 00:29:42,001 --> 00:29:46,977 I am a no-nonsense, no-silly-stuff judge. 232 00:29:47,001 --> 00:29:49,977 Is that understood? 233 00:29:50,001 --> 00:29:52,977 Yes. 234 00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:56,000 Mr. Crane, go get some. 235 00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:11,001 You live in a great country, don't we? 236 00:30:18,001 --> 00:30:20,977 Because it's one that values freedom above all else. 237 00:30:21,001 --> 00:30:22,977 You're free to live your life any way you see fit. 238 00:30:23,001 --> 00:30:26,977 Could mean living in the desert, out in a cave, 239 00:30:27,001 --> 00:30:32,977 spending your days chasing after a bird, who is much, much faster than you. 240 00:30:33,001 --> 00:30:37,977 But that... that is your right as an American. 241 00:30:38,001 --> 00:30:39,977 But that freedom, it comes with great responsibility. 242 00:30:40,001 --> 00:30:42,667 If you were to take a missile, for instance, and you were 243 00:30:42,691 --> 00:30:45,977 to glue handlebars to it, well, that's... that's your choice. 244 00:30:46,001 --> 00:30:47,977 But we expect you to understand that that missile 245 00:30:48,001 --> 00:30:51,977 and those handlebars, they aren't designed to catch birds. 246 00:30:52,001 --> 00:30:55,977 What I will prove to this jury is that, man. 247 00:30:56,001 --> 00:30:59,977 Wile E. Coyote, he is reckless. 248 00:31:00,001 --> 00:31:03,977 And all of his injuries are self-inflicted. 249 00:31:04,001 --> 00:31:06,977 I mean, we won't condemn him, you or I. 250 00:31:07,001 --> 00:31:09,977 We all know who's responsible. 251 00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:11,977 It's as clear as the desert sky. 252 00:31:12,001 --> 00:31:13,977 I think I just laid an egg. 253 00:31:14,001 --> 00:31:17,977 God bless America. God bless the troops. 254 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:19,977 Damn, that was really good. 255 00:31:20,001 --> 00:31:22,977 Oh, uh, please don't write that down. 256 00:31:23,001 --> 00:31:25,977 And... and please don't write that down. 257 00:31:26,001 --> 00:31:28,977 Or... or that down. 258 00:31:29,001 --> 00:31:30,977 Mr. Avery. 259 00:31:31,001 --> 00:31:34,000 Um, hi. 260 00:31:48,001 --> 00:31:56,001 Now, uh, now, what... what did the, uh, defense say we were gonna argue? 261 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:00,977 Huh? 262 00:32:01,001 --> 00:32:02,977 I mean, I... I know the answer to it. 263 00:32:03,001 --> 00:32:03,977 I know the answer. 264 00:32:04,001 --> 00:32:04,977 I'm not asking you a question. 265 00:32:05,001 --> 00:32:06,977 I mean, it is... it is a question. 266 00:32:07,001 --> 00:32:09,977 But it's a question that I'm asking to me. 267 00:32:10,001 --> 00:32:11,977 Let me start over. Let me start over. 268 00:32:12,001 --> 00:32:14,977 Objection to my start. 269 00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:20,977 So the defense said that we were gonna argue that, uh, the products are dangerous 270 00:32:21,001 --> 00:32:23,977 and that acne is negligent in, uh, selling them. 271 00:32:24,001 --> 00:32:25,977 I... I do really agree with all that. 272 00:32:26,001 --> 00:32:28,977 I mean, it's not fancy, but it's true. 273 00:32:29,001 --> 00:32:30,977 Um, if... uh, sorry. 274 00:32:31,001 --> 00:32:32,001 One second, please. 275 00:32:33,001 --> 00:32:35,977 One... Wiley, we don't need evidence right now. 276 00:32:36,001 --> 00:32:36,977 Mr. Avery. 277 00:32:37,001 --> 00:32:37,977 Okay, okay. 278 00:32:38,001 --> 00:32:38,977 Excuse me, Your Honor. 279 00:32:39,001 --> 00:32:43,977 My client would like me to show you this defective Acme Rocketscape. 280 00:32:44,001 --> 00:32:47,977 And as you can see, there's a faulty on switch. 281 00:32:48,001 --> 00:32:50,000 Nothing. 282 00:32:57,001 --> 00:32:58,977 God bless America. 283 00:32:59,001 --> 00:33:02,000 God bless the troops. 284 00:33:03,001 --> 00:33:05,977 Opening arguments today in Coyote v. Acme. 285 00:33:06,001 --> 00:33:10,977 Sources close to the case report that Acme is doing a fantastic job 286 00:33:11,001 --> 00:33:15,977 protecting their brand and dignity, while the plaintiff appears hungry and afraid. 287 00:33:16,001 --> 00:33:18,000 More after this. 288 00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:25,977 One week more to catch Al McCurkey's annual carrot festival while it's still in town. 289 00:33:26,001 --> 00:33:27,977 Yeah? 290 00:33:28,001 --> 00:33:31,977 241, we've been getting noise complaints about a loud TV. 291 00:33:32,001 --> 00:33:32,977 Seriously? 292 00:33:33,001 --> 00:33:34,977 It's the TV you're having a problem with. 293 00:33:35,001 --> 00:33:38,977 Okay, we'll turn... 294 00:33:39,001 --> 00:33:40,977 Are you having fun? 295 00:33:41,001 --> 00:33:45,000 We are... 296 00:33:47,001 --> 00:33:48,977 Jerry, I turned it off. 297 00:33:49,001 --> 00:33:51,977 What's up, Doc? 298 00:33:52,001 --> 00:33:52,977 Who's this? 299 00:33:53,001 --> 00:33:54,977 I, uh, can't tell you. 300 00:33:55,001 --> 00:33:56,977 I want to, but I can't. 301 00:33:57,001 --> 00:33:58,977 Uh, Pickle, name it. 302 00:33:59,001 --> 00:34:00,977 You sure you have the right number? 303 00:34:01,001 --> 00:34:01,977 Your trial. 304 00:34:02,001 --> 00:34:05,977 I think I may be able to help you with Acme. 305 00:34:06,001 --> 00:34:06,977 What? 306 00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:09,977 I have information that could stop Acme for good. 307 00:34:10,001 --> 00:34:11,977 Oh, my God, you could stop this case? 308 00:34:12,001 --> 00:34:14,977 If this gets out, it'll all be over. 309 00:34:15,001 --> 00:34:17,977 I have an associate with information. 310 00:34:18,001 --> 00:34:20,977 If they figure out what he knows, he's a sitting duck. 311 00:34:21,001 --> 00:34:21,977 Well, who? 312 00:34:22,001 --> 00:34:22,977 Where do I find him? 313 00:34:23,001 --> 00:34:23,977 Write this down. 314 00:34:24,001 --> 00:34:24,977 I'm only gonna say it once. 315 00:34:25,001 --> 00:34:25,977 Okay, okay, okay. 316 00:34:26,001 --> 00:34:26,977 Grabbing a pen. 317 00:34:27,001 --> 00:34:27,977 Hang on, hang on. 318 00:34:28,001 --> 00:34:28,977 666 Scary Road Drive. 319 00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:30,977 That doesn't sound like a place I want to go. 320 00:34:31,001 --> 00:34:32,977 Look for a jack. 321 00:34:33,001 --> 00:34:36,977 Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 322 00:34:37,001 --> 00:34:38,977 And they make people disappear. 323 00:34:39,001 --> 00:34:40,977 Don't forget that. 324 00:34:41,001 --> 00:34:41,977 I won't. 325 00:34:42,001 --> 00:34:45,000 Will I be able to contact you again? 326 00:35:04,001 --> 00:35:05,977 Mr. Leghorn. 327 00:35:06,001 --> 00:35:08,977 Buddy, I say buddy, you little rascal, you. 328 00:35:09,001 --> 00:35:09,977 I was born for it. 329 00:35:10,001 --> 00:35:13,000 The tax haven's so nice, they named it twice. 330 00:35:14,001 --> 00:35:18,977 So I say I heard we have ourselves a lawsuit in the animated sector. 331 00:35:19,001 --> 00:35:22,977 Talks PR about this, you know, it's a local paper and pretty flattering. 332 00:35:23,001 --> 00:35:24,977 You know, I'm gonna win this case as fast as I can, 333 00:35:25,001 --> 00:35:26,977 but in the meantime, I think things like this 334 00:35:27,001 --> 00:35:27,977 make us look pretty good in the public eye. 335 00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:31,977 Not ideal, but, you know, it's like killing two birds with a... 336 00:35:32,001 --> 00:35:35,977 Uh... One stone. 337 00:35:36,001 --> 00:35:38,977 Two birds, one stone. 338 00:35:39,001 --> 00:35:40,977 What a vile expression. 339 00:35:41,001 --> 00:35:41,977 I only... Rotten. 340 00:35:42,001 --> 00:35:47,977 We both know it would be very... I say very unpleasant for everyone involved 341 00:35:48,001 --> 00:35:54,000 if anything bigger... I say bigger... were to become public. 342 00:36:05,001 --> 00:36:08,977 Oh, mysterious collars. 343 00:36:09,001 --> 00:36:09,977 It's so cool. 344 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,977 So what did he sound like? 345 00:36:12,001 --> 00:36:15,977 I don't know, he was kind of like, "Eh, what's up, Doc? I have information. 346 00:36:16,001 --> 00:36:16,977 "Chomp, chomp, chomp. 347 00:36:17,001 --> 00:36:18,977 He was like chewing on a cracker or something. 348 00:36:19,001 --> 00:36:20,977 Okay. 349 00:36:21,001 --> 00:36:24,977 Well, map is saying it should be right here. 350 00:36:25,001 --> 00:36:26,977 It's just a wall. 351 00:36:27,001 --> 00:36:27,977 Jack? 352 00:36:28,001 --> 00:36:28,977 Good. 353 00:36:29,001 --> 00:36:30,977 Is there a Jack anywhere? 354 00:36:31,001 --> 00:36:33,977 Wait. 355 00:36:34,001 --> 00:36:35,977 What's that? 356 00:36:36,001 --> 00:36:37,977 Oh, that kind of Jack. 357 00:36:38,001 --> 00:36:40,000 He's got a sense of humor. 358 00:36:57,001 --> 00:37:00,977 Well, there's a duck, and he is sitting. 359 00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:02,977 Feels a bit easy. 360 00:37:03,001 --> 00:37:04,977 Well, good thing I like easy. 361 00:37:05,001 --> 00:37:07,977 Excuse me. 362 00:37:08,001 --> 00:37:09,977 Hi, my name is Kevin Avery. 363 00:37:10,001 --> 00:37:10,977 This is Paige. 364 00:37:11,001 --> 00:37:12,977 I'm a personal injury attorney. 365 00:37:13,001 --> 00:37:14,977 Well, look who decided to show up. 366 00:37:15,001 --> 00:37:15,977 Oh, great. Thank you. 367 00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:17,977 I wasn't sure if you knew we were coming. 368 00:37:18,001 --> 00:37:20,977 You're a little late, and you're still wearing that hideous suit. 369 00:37:21,001 --> 00:37:24,977 Take your pants off right over there, please, and, um, strike a pose. 370 00:37:25,001 --> 00:37:25,977 Uh, no. 371 00:37:26,001 --> 00:37:28,977 It's so difficult to find nude models these days. 372 00:37:29,001 --> 00:37:29,977 Sit down. 373 00:37:30,001 --> 00:37:31,977 Uh... Vasparilla? 374 00:37:32,001 --> 00:37:33,977 We're all right, thank you. 375 00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:35,977 Just take your robe and pretend you're thinking. 376 00:37:36,001 --> 00:37:39,000 I expect this is going to take a few hours. 377 00:37:40,001 --> 00:37:41,977 Yeah, um, we had an anonymous caller say 378 00:37:42,001 --> 00:37:44,977 that you might have some important information. 379 00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:47,977 Yeah, information that can help us enter a case quickly. 380 00:37:48,001 --> 00:37:48,977 Information? 381 00:37:49,001 --> 00:37:50,977 Yes. 382 00:37:51,001 --> 00:37:51,977 About Acme? 383 00:37:52,001 --> 00:37:52,977 Acme? 384 00:37:53,001 --> 00:37:55,977 Uh, yes. 385 00:37:56,001 --> 00:37:56,977 Acme. 386 00:37:57,001 --> 00:37:57,977 Acme? 387 00:37:58,001 --> 00:38:02,977 Acme? 388 00:38:03,001 --> 00:38:04,977 After all this, they call me staffy? 389 00:38:05,001 --> 00:38:06,977 The world is staffy! 390 00:38:07,001 --> 00:38:07,977 Acme, ac-you! 391 00:38:08,001 --> 00:38:09,977 You'll never get it out of me! 392 00:38:10,001 --> 00:38:11,001 I'll tell you everything. 393 00:38:12,001 --> 00:38:14,000 Your face is covered in Acme! 394 00:38:19,001 --> 00:38:21,977 Whatever you need to know about Acme is inside the box! 395 00:38:22,001 --> 00:38:23,001 Mr. Duck! Mr. Duck! 396 00:38:24,001 --> 00:38:25,977 He really shouldn't be here. 397 00:38:26,001 --> 00:38:26,977 I agree, Doctor. 398 00:38:27,001 --> 00:38:30,000 Let's tear this facility to the ground! 399 00:38:32,001 --> 00:38:34,977 Hello? 400 00:38:35,001 --> 00:38:39,000 I'm here for the, uh, pants-less modeling gig. 401 00:38:40,001 --> 00:38:41,977 Look, I'm a horse! 402 00:38:42,001 --> 00:38:43,977 I'm a horse! 403 00:38:44,001 --> 00:38:45,477 Boy! 404 00:38:45,501 --> 00:38:45,977 Boy! 405 00:38:46,001 --> 00:38:47,977 What are you doing? 406 00:38:48,001 --> 00:38:50,977 I'm on it! 407 00:38:51,001 --> 00:38:53,000 The water's freezing! 408 00:38:58,001 --> 00:39:01,977 Well, we drove 'em crazy, and we got a can of paint. 409 00:39:02,001 --> 00:39:02,977 Well, it could be important. 410 00:39:03,001 --> 00:39:07,000 Clearly he's been holding onto this for a while, so... Wait. 411 00:39:09,001 --> 00:39:11,000 That's all, folks. 412 00:39:13,001 --> 00:39:15,000 Are we the folks? 413 00:39:23,001 --> 00:39:24,977 Do you think we're gonna get kidnapped? 414 00:39:25,001 --> 00:39:26,977 Held for ransom? 415 00:39:27,001 --> 00:39:29,000 I feel so alive. 416 00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:57,000 So what do you think it is? 417 00:40:01,001 --> 00:40:04,000 Thanks. 418 00:40:33,001 --> 00:40:36,977 That looks unspeakably dangerous. 419 00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:40,977 And yet he walked in anyway. 420 00:40:41,001 --> 00:40:42,977 Wait, what are you doing? 421 00:40:43,001 --> 00:40:45,977 I'm following Wiley. 422 00:40:46,001 --> 00:40:49,000 I just look like a loser if I stay out here. 423 00:40:51,001 --> 00:40:53,977 Coming into the tunnel. 424 00:40:54,001 --> 00:41:02,001 Hello? 425 00:41:08,001 --> 00:41:10,538 I bet they don't tell you to walk down mysterious 426 00:41:10,562 --> 00:41:12,977 tunnels in your fancy classes at Oxford. 427 00:41:13,001 --> 00:41:14,977 I bet they discourage you, actually. 428 00:41:15,001 --> 00:41:17,977 Actually, I thought about majoring in mysterious tunnels. 429 00:41:18,001 --> 00:41:18,977 No, you didn't. 430 00:41:19,001 --> 00:41:21,977 Yeah, I did. 431 00:41:22,001 --> 00:41:24,000 What do we got here? 432 00:41:33,001 --> 00:41:34,977 Hey, I found a message. 433 00:41:35,001 --> 00:41:35,977 What does it say? 434 00:41:36,001 --> 00:41:39,977 It says, "Daffy, I'm not sure how long I have. 435 00:41:40,001 --> 00:41:42,732 I hope this message gets to you. 436 00:41:51,001 --> 00:41:56,977 You must have gone awry with Project Sisyphus. 437 00:41:57,001 --> 00:41:58,977 Sisyphus. 438 00:41:59,001 --> 00:42:01,977 What is Project Sisyphus? 439 00:42:02,001 --> 00:42:08,000 Acme is watching my every move, and I have a feeling I'm in grave danger. 440 00:42:22,001 --> 00:42:24,977 If you see this message, please send help. 441 00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:26,977 Dr. Laurie. 442 00:42:27,001 --> 00:42:28,001 Kevin! 443 00:42:31,001 --> 00:42:33,000 Go, go, go, go, go! 444 00:42:57,001 --> 00:42:57,977 Oh. 445 00:42:58,001 --> 00:43:00,977 Did I not say "unspeakably dangerous"? 446 00:43:01,001 --> 00:43:02,977 Didn't I say those exact words? 447 00:43:03,001 --> 00:43:03,977 No. 448 00:43:04,001 --> 00:43:04,977 I did. 449 00:43:05,001 --> 00:43:05,977 Okay, what could this mean? 450 00:43:06,001 --> 00:43:06,977 Project Sisyphus. 451 00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:08,977 I don't know. 452 00:43:09,001 --> 00:43:09,977 I don't know. 453 00:43:10,001 --> 00:43:10,977 All right. 454 00:43:11,001 --> 00:43:11,977 What? 455 00:43:12,001 --> 00:43:12,977 Oh. 456 00:43:13,001 --> 00:43:13,977 What just happened? 457 00:43:14,001 --> 00:43:17,977 What? 458 00:43:18,001 --> 00:43:21,977 Boss, I think they're on to us. 459 00:43:22,001 --> 00:43:25,977 Okay, so Sisyphus is from Greek mythology, and he was punished by the gods 460 00:43:26,001 --> 00:43:28,977 and made to roll a boulder up a hill every day, 461 00:43:29,001 --> 00:43:32,977 but it would just roll right back down for eternity. 462 00:43:33,001 --> 00:43:36,977 Huh. 463 00:43:37,001 --> 00:43:39,977 And it was also at Daphne was pain-taped. 464 00:43:40,001 --> 00:43:40,977 So what? 465 00:43:41,001 --> 00:43:42,977 That's not evidence. 466 00:43:43,001 --> 00:43:44,977 None of this is going to help us win a trial. 467 00:43:45,001 --> 00:43:47,977 All right, this is... it's all just a waste of our time. 468 00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:51,977 We have a client who, no offense, can't read a warning label. 469 00:43:52,001 --> 00:43:56,977 We have piles and piles of stuff that he himself broke. 470 00:43:57,001 --> 00:43:59,977 We have nothing, Paige. 471 00:44:00,001 --> 00:44:01,977 You've been settling acme cases for years, 472 00:44:02,001 --> 00:44:04,977 and you have never stopped to think and see a pattern. 473 00:44:05,001 --> 00:44:05,977 A pattern? 474 00:44:06,001 --> 00:44:06,977 Yes. 475 00:44:07,001 --> 00:44:09,977 My clients go boom, and two seconds later, they're fine. 476 00:44:10,001 --> 00:44:11,977 Nobody cares. 477 00:44:12,001 --> 00:44:13,977 So that makes it okay? 478 00:44:14,001 --> 00:44:16,977 Boom, $100, that's fair? 479 00:44:17,001 --> 00:44:18,977 This case can make it, right? 480 00:44:19,001 --> 00:44:21,977 This is your opportunity to really show people what you're capable of. 481 00:44:22,001 --> 00:44:24,977 Yeah, but that only works if I don't lose. 482 00:44:25,001 --> 00:44:26,977 And why do you assume you're gonna lose? 483 00:44:27,001 --> 00:44:28,977 Are you kidding? 484 00:44:29,001 --> 00:44:31,977 It is really super easy to lose. 485 00:44:32,001 --> 00:44:34,000 It was better you learn that now. 486 00:44:36,001 --> 00:44:40,977 You know, everyone thought I was crazy for coming here, 487 00:44:41,001 --> 00:44:47,977 but I didn't want to just go to some big law firm and help the rich guys get richer. 488 00:44:48,001 --> 00:44:53,977 I thought... I thought you were actually still a real lawyer. 489 00:44:54,001 --> 00:44:57,000 Yeah, me too. 490 00:45:49,001 --> 00:45:53,000 So, uh, what is it about the Roadrunner? 491 00:45:58,001 --> 00:46:01,977 There are no words. 492 00:46:02,001 --> 00:46:04,977 I envy you, really. 493 00:46:05,001 --> 00:46:08,977 It must be nice to have such a clear goal. 494 00:46:09,001 --> 00:46:11,977 I mean, I used to have that, I think. 495 00:46:12,001 --> 00:46:14,977 I was hungry and I was chasing, 496 00:46:15,001 --> 00:46:17,977 but I didn't like the pressure of having to always win. 497 00:46:18,001 --> 00:46:20,977 I got burnt out on trying. 498 00:46:21,001 --> 00:46:23,000 Anyway, you're a really good listener. 499 00:46:25,001 --> 00:46:25,977 What are you doing? 500 00:46:26,001 --> 00:46:26,977 Stop! 501 00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:27,977 My lane! 502 00:46:28,001 --> 00:46:29,977 Stop! Stop! 503 00:46:30,001 --> 00:46:34,977 There's a trap! 504 00:46:35,001 --> 00:46:37,000 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 505 00:46:41,001 --> 00:46:43,977 We were having a heart-to-heart! 506 00:46:44,001 --> 00:46:44,977 Wait, Wiley! 507 00:46:45,001 --> 00:46:46,977 You can't make that jump! 508 00:46:47,001 --> 00:46:48,977 Wiley! 509 00:46:49,001 --> 00:46:50,001 Wiley! 510 00:47:24,001 --> 00:47:30,977 You made it. 511 00:47:31,001 --> 00:47:35,000 Well, you go a long way to make a point. 512 00:47:45,001 --> 00:47:50,977 Hey, Wiley. 513 00:47:51,001 --> 00:47:51,977 Thanks. 514 00:47:52,001 --> 00:47:54,000 I'll see you tomorrow. 515 00:49:05,001 --> 00:49:05,977 Are you sitting down? 516 00:49:06,001 --> 00:49:06,977 Uh, yes. 517 00:49:07,001 --> 00:49:07,977 Well, Sal's not. 518 00:49:08,001 --> 00:49:09,977 Is that going to be a problem? 519 00:49:10,001 --> 00:49:11,977 Wiley is conning us. 520 00:49:12,001 --> 00:49:14,336 The only reason he's doing this case is to 521 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,977 catch and kill the Roadrunner during the trial. 522 00:49:17,001 --> 00:49:17,977 That's not good. 523 00:49:18,001 --> 00:49:19,977 It's all just part of a plot. 524 00:49:20,001 --> 00:49:22,977 He's using us to put the bird on the witness stand. 525 00:49:23,001 --> 00:49:25,977 If the Roadrunner shows up to court, it'll be chaos. 526 00:49:26,001 --> 00:49:26,977 I'll look like a fool. 527 00:49:27,001 --> 00:49:28,977 If the firm will fold, we'll be mattress salesmen. 528 00:49:29,001 --> 00:49:31,977 That's kind of demeaning to mattress salesmen. 529 00:49:32,001 --> 00:49:32,977 Fine. 530 00:49:33,001 --> 00:49:33,977 We'll be garbage men. 531 00:49:34,001 --> 00:49:34,977 Kevin. 532 00:49:35,001 --> 00:49:35,977 Okay, garbage people. 533 00:49:36,001 --> 00:49:37,977 My dad's garbage people. 534 00:49:38,001 --> 00:49:41,977 Okay, I'm just really nervous about letting Wiley back into this courtroom. 535 00:49:42,001 --> 00:49:42,977 Without Wiley, there's no trial. 536 00:49:43,001 --> 00:49:44,977 With no trial, there's no firm. 537 00:49:45,001 --> 00:49:46,977 And without the firm, we're going to be broke. 538 00:49:47,001 --> 00:49:49,921 I hate to suggest lying to a dog, but you're going to 539 00:49:49,945 --> 00:49:53,000 have to convince him that the Roadrunner will be there. 540 00:49:54,001 --> 00:49:54,977 Paige, I was wrong. 541 00:49:55,001 --> 00:49:57,977 See what you can find out about Project Sisyphus. 542 00:49:58,001 --> 00:49:59,977 And how it's connected to Acme. 543 00:50:00,001 --> 00:50:00,977 Great. I'm already on it. 544 00:50:01,001 --> 00:50:02,001 Okay. 545 01:01:15,001 --> 01:01:15,977 I'm not sure I understand. 546 01:01:16,001 --> 01:01:16,977 What was it all for? 547 01:01:17,001 --> 01:01:20,000 They weren't inventing products for cartoons. 548 01:01:21,001 --> 01:01:24,000 They were using cartoons to invent products. 549 01:01:26,001 --> 01:01:31,000 Dr. Lorry told them this was wrong and that their tests were harmful to cartoons. 550 01:01:32,001 --> 01:01:33,977 He pleaded with them to put an end to it. 551 01:01:34,001 --> 01:01:35,977 But instead, 552 01:01:36,001 --> 01:01:38,000 they put an end to him. 553 01:01:39,001 --> 01:01:42,977 Everyone who worked on Project Sisyphus' either mission 554 01:01:43,001 --> 01:01:47,000 were forced to work for ACME or quacked. 555 01:01:48,001 --> 01:01:48,977 And when did the program end? 556 01:01:49,001 --> 01:01:49,977 Don't you see? 557 01:01:50,001 --> 01:01:51,977 It never ended. 558 01:01:52,001 --> 01:01:53,977 It evolved. 559 01:01:54,001 --> 01:01:56,696 Instead of testing dangerous products in the 560 01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:58,977 lab, they let them out into the real world. 561 01:01:59,001 --> 01:01:59,977 Yes. 562 01:02:00,001 --> 01:02:03,977 Wily's rocket skates, they were designed to backfire. 563 01:02:04,001 --> 01:02:04,977 Now you're getting it. 564 01:02:05,001 --> 01:02:08,977 The more something breaks, the more a cartoon gets hurt, 565 01:02:09,001 --> 01:02:11,977 the more data to make better ACME products for humans. 566 01:02:12,001 --> 01:02:13,977 Exactly, exactly. 567 01:02:14,001 --> 01:02:17,977 Wily, you're what they call a, uh, a high usage user. 568 01:02:18,001 --> 01:02:24,977 They let you boom and splat and bang for years and years, knowing full well the toll. 569 01:02:25,001 --> 01:02:26,977 Would you testify to this in court? 570 01:02:27,001 --> 01:02:28,977 The world needs to hear this. 571 01:02:29,001 --> 01:02:29,977 No, no, no. 572 01:02:30,001 --> 01:02:31,977 You need someone on the inside to spill the beans. 573 01:02:32,001 --> 01:02:34,977 Get the head of PR at ACME to testify. 574 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:35,977 He's a master of spin. 575 01:02:36,001 --> 01:02:38,977 His name is... Uh-oh. 576 01:02:39,001 --> 01:02:40,001 That's my cue. 577 01:03:02,001 --> 01:03:03,977 I think they got him. 578 01:03:04,001 --> 01:03:06,977 Uh, they didn't. 579 01:03:07,001 --> 01:03:09,254 Hey, uh, if anyone asks, tell 'em your 580 01:03:09,278 --> 01:03:11,977 informant was a little hunter with a funny hat. 581 01:03:12,001 --> 01:03:12,977 We're all counting on you. 582 01:03:13,001 --> 01:03:14,001 Bye. 583 01:03:29,001 --> 01:03:29,977 Yeah, that's great. 584 01:03:30,001 --> 01:03:31,977 No one's gonna get through that door. 585 01:03:32,001 --> 01:03:34,000 Any added security is great. 586 01:03:40,001 --> 01:03:42,977 Will you tell us your role at ACME for the record? 587 01:03:43,001 --> 01:03:46,977 Easy, easy. 588 01:03:47,001 --> 01:03:48,977 Um... Okay, great. 589 01:03:49,001 --> 01:03:50,977 He says anything wrong, we get him out of here. 590 01:03:51,001 --> 01:03:51,977 Done. 591 01:03:52,001 --> 01:03:54,977 And, uh, what does your role as PR representative entail? 592 01:03:55,001 --> 01:03:56,977 Well, what is easy? 593 01:03:57,001 --> 01:03:59,977 ACME. 594 01:04:00,001 --> 01:04:03,000 So you have authority to speak for ACME. 595 01:04:08,001 --> 01:04:11,000 What can you tell us about Project Sisyphus? 596 01:04:15,001 --> 01:04:18,977 Mr. Devil, what is Project Sisyphus? 597 01:04:19,001 --> 01:04:21,000 May I remind you, you are under oath. 598 01:04:29,001 --> 01:04:31,977 Objection? 599 01:04:32,001 --> 01:04:35,000 Uh... Counselors, approach the bench. 600 01:04:38,001 --> 01:04:41,977 This case is turning my courtroom into a circus. 601 01:04:42,001 --> 01:04:43,977 They just ejected my witness. 602 01:04:44,001 --> 01:04:46,000 We don't know that. 603 01:04:50,001 --> 01:04:51,977 I... Good degree, Moyer. 604 01:04:52,001 --> 01:04:54,977 I'd like to file a motion to exclude all evidence submitted by the prosecution. 605 01:04:55,001 --> 01:04:56,977 Save the original pair of rocket skates. 606 01:04:57,001 --> 01:04:57,977 All else is overreaching. 607 01:04:58,001 --> 01:04:58,977 Motion granted. 608 01:04:59,001 --> 01:04:59,977 Are you kidding? 609 01:05:00,001 --> 01:05:00,977 Thank you, Your Honor. 610 01:05:01,001 --> 01:05:04,977 Now, in response, I'd like to file a motion for dismissal due to lack of evidence. 611 01:05:05,001 --> 01:05:05,977 Motion granted. 612 01:05:06,001 --> 01:05:06,977 I'm tired of all this bunk. 613 01:05:07,001 --> 01:05:08,977 You're not allowed to say that. 614 01:05:09,001 --> 01:05:10,977 That's the beauty of being a judge. 615 01:05:11,001 --> 01:05:12,977 I can say whatever I want. 616 01:05:13,001 --> 01:05:13,977 Mistrial, there. 617 01:05:14,001 --> 01:05:14,977 I said it. 618 01:05:15,001 --> 01:05:16,977 Case dismissed. 619 01:05:17,001 --> 01:05:19,000 Case dismissed. 620 01:05:27,001 --> 01:05:28,977 I have a comment. 621 01:05:29,001 --> 01:05:34,977 What happened in there was a miscarriage of justice, but it was not a surprise. 622 01:05:35,001 --> 01:05:38,388 The Acme Corporation has knowingly been putting dangerous 623 01:05:38,412 --> 01:05:41,977 products into the hands of cartoons for decades. 624 01:05:42,001 --> 01:05:45,020 Acme has gone to great lengths to cover up an 625 01:05:45,044 --> 01:05:47,977 insidious plot that they call Project Sisyphus. 626 01:05:48,001 --> 01:05:51,977 They have threatened the safety of myself and my clients. 627 01:05:52,001 --> 01:05:57,977 Look, bombs, boulders, pianos, they will stop at nothing. 628 01:05:58,001 --> 01:06:02,977 But myself and my associates, we will keep fighting. 629 01:06:03,001 --> 01:06:05,977 I mean, these... these companies think they can do whatever they want 630 01:06:06,001 --> 01:06:08,977 and get away with all of it, because they do. 631 01:06:09,001 --> 01:06:11,977 We're sick of it, and it stops now. 632 01:06:12,001 --> 01:06:16,977 So we're getting ready to launch a... a... a... 633 01:06:17,001 --> 01:06:18,977 Excuse me. 634 01:06:19,001 --> 01:06:19,977 Uh, moment. 635 01:06:20,001 --> 01:06:20,977 Excuse me. Excuse me. 636 01:06:21,001 --> 01:06:21,977 Wiley! 637 01:06:22,001 --> 01:06:24,977 More chaos in court today after the Acme trial was dismissed 638 01:06:25,001 --> 01:06:27,977 by the very fair and honorable Judge Tropo Grosso. 639 01:06:28,001 --> 01:06:32,977 The plaintiffs made their objections known by wrestling a 6-foot cartoon rocket. 640 01:06:33,001 --> 01:06:33,977 It's all good. 641 01:06:34,001 --> 01:06:35,001 Nothing to see here. 642 01:06:37,001 --> 01:06:39,000 Is that your car? 643 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,977 Hey, Paige. 644 01:06:56,001 --> 01:06:56,977 Have you seen? 645 01:06:57,001 --> 01:06:57,977 What? 646 01:06:58,001 --> 01:06:58,977 Your speech. 647 01:06:59,001 --> 01:07:00,977 It's the number-one trending news item in the country right now. 648 01:07:01,001 --> 01:07:01,977 It... it's everywhere. 649 01:07:02,001 --> 01:07:02,977 What? 650 01:07:03,001 --> 01:07:03,977 They... they like my speech? 651 01:07:04,001 --> 01:07:07,977 Well, and the car exploding, I... I think is a part of it. 652 01:07:08,001 --> 01:07:08,977 Mr. Avery. 653 01:07:09,001 --> 01:07:09,977 Mr. Avery. 654 01:07:10,001 --> 01:07:10,977 Mr. Avery. 655 01:07:11,001 --> 01:07:11,977 Mr. Avery. 656 01:07:12,001 --> 01:07:12,977 I gotta go. 657 01:07:13,001 --> 01:07:13,977 Mr. Avery. Mr. Avery. 658 01:07:14,001 --> 01:07:15,977 Any comment on Congress agreeing to hear your case? 659 01:07:16,001 --> 01:07:17,977 Uh, uh, Congress? 660 01:07:18,001 --> 01:07:20,977 Thoughts on Foghorn Leghorn agreeing to testify. 661 01:07:21,001 --> 01:07:21,977 No, did you say Congress? 662 01:07:22,001 --> 01:07:23,977 They're putting acne under the microscope. 663 01:07:24,001 --> 01:07:24,977 You're going to D.C. 664 01:07:25,001 --> 01:07:26,977 We're going to D.C.? 665 01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:29,977 We're going to D.C. 666 01:07:30,001 --> 01:07:32,977 Uh, okay, well, uh, no... no comment. 667 01:07:33,001 --> 01:07:34,977 Mr. Avery. Mr. Avery. 668 01:07:35,001 --> 01:07:35,977 Mr. Avery. 669 01:07:36,001 --> 01:07:40,977 Wait. 670 01:07:41,001 --> 01:07:42,977 Where are you going? 671 01:07:43,001 --> 01:07:43,977 What? 672 01:07:44,001 --> 01:07:45,977 Wiley, no, you can't go. 673 01:07:46,001 --> 01:07:46,977 I need you in D.C. 674 01:07:47,001 --> 01:07:48,977 I mean, this is the big showdown. 675 01:07:49,001 --> 01:07:51,977 If you're gonna show up, there's no hearing. 676 01:07:52,001 --> 01:07:54,977 This whole thing will have been for nothing. 677 01:07:55,001 --> 01:07:57,977 Uh, the Roadrunner will be there. 678 01:07:58,001 --> 01:08:00,977 Yeah, of course. 679 01:08:01,001 --> 01:08:01,977 He'll be there. 680 01:08:02,001 --> 01:08:03,977 Yeah, he's coming. 681 01:08:04,001 --> 01:08:06,977 I... I... I promise. 682 01:08:07,001 --> 01:08:08,977 So come on. 683 01:08:09,001 --> 01:08:09,977 What do you say? 684 01:08:10,001 --> 01:08:12,977 I mean, the whole world will be watching. 685 01:08:13,001 --> 01:08:15,000 And he'll be there. 686 01:08:21,001 --> 01:08:22,977 All right, Finn, come on. 687 01:08:23,001 --> 01:08:25,000 Let's go. 688 01:08:31,001 --> 01:08:35,000 Whoa! 689 01:08:40,001 --> 01:08:41,977 Mr. Avery. Mr. Avery. 690 01:08:42,001 --> 01:08:43,977 How's the water? 691 01:08:44,001 --> 01:08:47,977 What initially seemed to be a case of routine product malfunction 692 01:08:48,001 --> 01:08:51,977 has turned into a David versus Goliath tale as old as time. 693 01:08:52,001 --> 01:08:53,977 Would like to wish our furry little friend good luck in D.C. 694 01:08:54,001 --> 01:08:55,977 We're rooting for you, Wiley. 695 01:08:56,001 --> 01:08:58,000 And we always were from day one. 696 01:09:07,001 --> 01:09:12,977 When a company is this successful, there's always someone looking to tear it down. 697 01:09:13,001 --> 01:09:15,977 But our hands are clean. 698 01:09:16,001 --> 01:09:17,977 Flight attendants, prepare for landing. 699 01:09:18,001 --> 01:09:21,000 Sorry about that initial wrong turn around of Albuquerque, folks. 700 01:09:36,001 --> 01:09:38,922 This is it. 701 01:09:38,946 --> 01:09:39,977 No more warnings. 702 01:09:40,001 --> 01:09:43,977 I don't care if you kidnap him, run him out of town, or throw him down a hole. 703 01:09:44,001 --> 01:09:45,977 Wiley Coyote will not be at the hearing tomorrow. 704 01:09:46,001 --> 01:09:47,977 Are we clear? 705 01:09:48,001 --> 01:09:50,000 Yes, boss. We'll clear. 706 01:09:54,001 --> 01:09:56,000 Please be quiet. 707 01:09:58,001 --> 01:09:59,977 Wiley, please be quiet. 708 01:10:00,001 --> 01:10:07,000 Look, I promise you, what I have to do is more important than what you have to do. 709 01:10:16,001 --> 01:10:18,000 There's been a change of plans. 710 01:10:23,001 --> 01:10:27,000 The... He... He couldn't make it, right? 711 01:10:36,001 --> 01:10:38,977 Okay, fine. 712 01:10:39,001 --> 01:10:40,977 You think I would drag the Road Runner out here 713 01:10:41,001 --> 01:10:42,977 so you could destroy me in front of the entire world? 714 01:10:43,001 --> 01:10:44,517 Yeah, I know you just wanted him in that 715 01:10:44,541 --> 01:10:46,977 courtroom so you could catch him and eat him. 716 01:10:47,001 --> 01:10:48,977 So why would I help you do that? 717 01:10:49,001 --> 01:10:51,977 Okay, yeah, I lied. I lied. 718 01:10:52,001 --> 01:10:53,977 I needed you to stay with this case. 719 01:10:54,001 --> 01:10:56,977 But you know what? You lied to me. 720 01:10:57,001 --> 01:10:58,977 Huh? You misled me. 721 01:10:59,001 --> 01:11:01,977 You made me think that this case was about something. 722 01:11:02,001 --> 01:11:03,977 And... And it is! 723 01:11:04,001 --> 01:11:05,977 You know, this is way bigger than the Road Runner. 724 01:11:06,001 --> 01:11:07,977 You're not even processed what the rabbit said. 725 01:11:08,001 --> 01:11:09,977 You're a high-usage user. 726 01:11:10,001 --> 01:11:11,977 I mean, look at all this stuff. 727 01:11:12,001 --> 01:11:13,977 You're addictive. 728 01:11:14,001 --> 01:11:19,977 Every explosion, every time you fell to the bottom of a canyon, Acme wanted that. 729 01:11:20,001 --> 01:11:23,977 You know, I changed around my whole life for you, my entire routine. 730 01:11:24,001 --> 01:11:27,977 Probably all gonna blow up in my face because you wanted a drumstick. 731 01:11:28,001 --> 01:11:30,977 Oh, myself? 732 01:11:31,001 --> 01:11:33,977 You have only cared about your plan this entire time. 733 01:11:34,001 --> 01:11:35,977 Oh, the Road Runner, the Road Runner. 734 01:11:36,001 --> 01:11:37,977 I'm so sick of this Road Runner. 735 01:11:38,001 --> 01:11:39,977 You're never gonna catch him! 736 01:11:40,001 --> 01:11:44,977 Okay? 737 01:11:45,001 --> 01:11:47,977 You just... You... You really aren't. 738 01:11:48,001 --> 01:11:49,977 Just stop trying. 739 01:11:50,001 --> 01:11:58,001 Yeah? 740 01:11:59,001 --> 01:12:00,977 Hey, Kev. Look, I didn't want to have to tell you this 741 01:12:01,001 --> 01:12:06,977 right before the hearing, but, um... we've spent every last cent on this trial. 742 01:12:07,001 --> 01:12:08,977 We're out of money. 743 01:12:09,001 --> 01:12:10,977 So, what does that mean? 744 01:12:11,001 --> 01:12:13,977 It means unless there's some kind of miracle, 745 01:12:14,001 --> 01:12:15,977 there's not gonna be a firm to come back to. 746 01:12:16,001 --> 01:12:19,977 I made you guys appointments to donate plasma next week. 747 01:12:20,001 --> 01:12:21,977 I can't go. 748 01:12:22,001 --> 01:12:24,977 I don't want to put this kind of pressure on you. 749 01:12:25,001 --> 01:12:26,977 We just thought you should know. 750 01:12:27,001 --> 01:12:30,000 Okay. 751 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:39,000 Damn it. 752 01:13:43,001 --> 01:13:50,977 You missed! 753 01:13:51,001 --> 01:13:59,001 Wiley! 754 01:14:12,791 --> 01:14:13,791 Wiley! 755 01:14:18,001 --> 01:14:26,001 Oh, boy. 756 01:15:03,001 --> 01:15:09,674 Wiley! 757 01:15:09,698 --> 01:15:10,977 Grab my hand! 758 01:15:11,001 --> 01:15:13,000 I'm trying to save you! 759 01:15:21,001 --> 01:15:26,977 Over here! 760 01:15:27,001 --> 01:15:32,977 Uh-oh. 761 01:15:33,001 --> 01:15:36,977 Look, Wiley, I'm sorry! 762 01:15:37,001 --> 01:15:38,977 I made a mistake! 763 01:15:39,001 --> 01:15:41,977 Hey, wait! Wait, Wiley! 764 01:15:42,001 --> 01:15:45,000 Oh, no. Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! 765 01:16:00,001 --> 01:16:08,001 Uh, what is the holdup? 766 01:16:23,001 --> 01:16:27,000 He's in the bathroom. 767 01:16:31,001 --> 01:16:39,001 Looks like you had a rough night, huh? 768 01:16:43,001 --> 01:16:45,977 Oh, thanks for your believable concern. 769 01:16:46,001 --> 01:16:48,977 Come on. Do you really want to go out there? 770 01:16:49,001 --> 01:16:51,977 I mean, with those cameras? 771 01:16:52,001 --> 01:16:54,000 No pressure? 772 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,977 What is this? 773 01:16:58,001 --> 01:16:59,977 It's everything you ever wanted. 774 01:17:00,001 --> 01:17:01,977 Freedom from responsibility. 775 01:17:02,001 --> 01:17:03,977 That's no strings attached. 776 01:17:04,001 --> 01:17:06,977 That is under the table. That's for you. 777 01:17:07,001 --> 01:17:08,977 All you got to do is walk out this door right now. 778 01:17:09,001 --> 01:17:10,977 I mean, come on. 779 01:17:11,001 --> 01:17:13,977 You really want to just keep doing the same thing over and over again? 780 01:17:14,001 --> 01:17:18,000 Try, fail, try, fail, expecting a different result? 781 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:25,977 I just realized that, uh, yeah, I do. 782 01:17:26,001 --> 01:17:33,977 You get the gist. 783 01:17:34,001 --> 01:17:42,001 Oh, my God. You look like a stuntman. 784 01:17:47,001 --> 01:17:48,977 Is Wiley here? He's not with you? 785 01:17:49,001 --> 01:17:51,573 I haven't seen him since we were going 80 miles 786 01:17:51,597 --> 01:17:53,977 an hour on the highway strapped to a refrigerator. 787 01:17:54,001 --> 01:17:55,977 What the hell? I thought you guys were in the hotel room next to me. 788 01:17:56,001 --> 01:17:57,977 You feel so left out. 789 01:17:58,001 --> 01:17:59,977 I really screwed up. 790 01:18:00,001 --> 01:18:01,977 He knows the roadrunner's not coming. 791 01:18:02,001 --> 01:18:03,977 He knows I lied. 792 01:18:04,001 --> 01:18:05,977 Oh, I'm a jerk. 793 01:18:06,001 --> 01:18:07,977 I should have been honest with him. 794 01:18:08,001 --> 01:18:09,977 It just seemed easier. 795 01:18:10,001 --> 01:18:14,977 Mr. Avewey, thank you for joining us today. 796 01:18:15,001 --> 01:18:19,977 We are here to determine whether or not Acme products are a danger to society. 797 01:18:20,001 --> 01:18:21,977 Where is your client? 798 01:18:22,001 --> 01:18:26,977 I'm, uh, not entirely sure, to be honest. 799 01:18:27,001 --> 01:18:30,977 Senator Food, the fact that Mr. Coyote hasn't deemed it necessary 800 01:18:31,001 --> 01:18:32,977 to grace us with his presence at the scheduled time 801 01:18:33,001 --> 01:18:35,977 should tell you all you need to know about his character. 802 01:18:36,001 --> 01:18:38,977 Hmm. I think this does tell us a lot. 803 01:18:39,001 --> 01:18:42,977 Look, my client has a long history with Acme. 804 01:18:43,001 --> 01:18:47,977 He's been using their products... sorry, products... for decades. 805 01:18:48,001 --> 01:18:51,977 Why is that, if they're so... dangerous? 806 01:18:52,001 --> 01:18:54,977 Well, he doesn't have a choice, really. 807 01:18:55,001 --> 01:18:58,977 Acme has a monopoly over all the tools required for Mr. Coyote's work. 808 01:18:59,001 --> 01:19:04,000 His work? I have here that he's unemployed and living in a cave. 809 01:19:06,001 --> 01:19:07,727 It's true. 810 01:19:07,751 --> 01:19:08,977 It's true. It's a fact. 811 01:19:09,001 --> 01:19:10,977 No, no, no, no, no, no. 812 01:19:11,001 --> 01:19:13,216 Pursuant to Sylvester V. 813 01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:17,977 Gonzalez, "Chased by Predator" is a legal occupation under the law. 814 01:19:18,001 --> 01:19:21,977 He may not get a salary, but he works. 815 01:19:22,001 --> 01:19:25,977 In fact, he's one of the most hard-working people I've ever met. 816 01:19:26,001 --> 01:19:27,977 And he's brave. 817 01:19:28,001 --> 01:19:32,977 He will walk out onto the tiniest rope over the largest canyon. 818 01:19:33,001 --> 01:19:37,977 He'll straddle a rocket that he's glued handlebars to without batting an eye. 819 01:19:38,001 --> 01:19:42,977 I mean... oh, uh... Sorry. 820 01:19:43,001 --> 01:19:49,977 Uh... Look, when Mr. Coyote first walked into my office, 821 01:19:50,001 --> 01:19:52,977 I was the laziest person you could ever imagine. 822 01:19:53,001 --> 01:19:54,977 I didn't want to work. 823 01:19:55,001 --> 01:19:56,977 I didn't want to try anything. 824 01:19:57,001 --> 01:20:01,977 'Cause deep down, I didn't want to fail. 825 01:20:02,001 --> 01:20:03,977 But he's not afraid of that. 826 01:20:04,001 --> 01:20:07,977 No matter what happens, he picks himself up, 827 01:20:08,001 --> 01:20:11,977 he tries again and again and again and again. 828 01:20:12,001 --> 01:20:15,977 He would never think of quitting. 829 01:20:16,001 --> 01:20:20,977 He wakes up every morning with purpose and with hope. 830 01:20:21,001 --> 01:20:24,977 And I think everyone should be inspired by that. 831 01:20:25,001 --> 01:20:29,000 I know I am. 832 01:20:34,001 --> 01:20:42,001 You don't need signs anymore. 833 01:20:49,001 --> 01:20:50,977 Thank you for coming back. 834 01:20:51,001 --> 01:20:56,977 Mr. Waghorn, thank you for taking the time from your busy schedule. 835 01:20:57,001 --> 01:21:01,977 Now we've requested that Mr. Averwey ask you a few questions today. 836 01:21:02,001 --> 01:21:04,977 I've been studying this guy in interviews. 837 01:21:05,001 --> 01:21:06,977 He's a blowhard with a huge ego. 838 01:21:07,001 --> 01:21:09,977 Here I am, son. 839 01:21:10,001 --> 01:21:13,000 All right. I can work with that. 840 01:21:25,001 --> 01:21:33,001 Mr. Leghorn, are you aware of the ACME program known as Project Sisyphus? 841 01:21:35,001 --> 01:21:37,977 I am familiar with the name. 842 01:21:38,001 --> 01:21:43,977 Okay. And how would you explain the type of program that it is to this committee? 843 01:21:44,001 --> 01:21:45,977 Why, it's one of research and development. 844 01:21:46,001 --> 01:21:50,977 Great. So you're constantly innovating your cartoon product line to make it better? 845 01:21:51,001 --> 01:21:51,977 Yes, son. 846 01:21:52,001 --> 01:21:53,977 Okay. That makes sense. 847 01:21:54,001 --> 01:21:56,669 But if you're studying these products so closely, 848 01:21:56,693 --> 01:21:58,977 why are they malfunctioning so frequently? 849 01:21:59,001 --> 01:22:00,977 That sounds like something you might tinker with. 850 01:22:01,001 --> 01:22:04,977 Well, son, business is complex. 851 01:22:05,001 --> 01:22:08,609 Okay. Now does any of the information that you get from 852 01:22:08,633 --> 01:22:11,977 Project Sisyphus go into developing the human line? 853 01:22:12,001 --> 01:22:12,977 Sure. 854 01:22:13,001 --> 01:22:17,977 Sure? Okay. So you admit it. He just admitted it. Did you hear that? He admitted it. 855 01:22:18,001 --> 01:22:21,195 You're intentionally giving dangerous products to cartoons, 856 01:22:21,219 --> 01:22:24,000 willfully causing pain to millions in this process? 857 01:22:27,001 --> 01:22:35,001 Do you think progress isn't worth a little pain, a little discomfort? 858 01:22:37,001 --> 01:22:40,977 It is, son. It always has been. 859 01:22:41,001 --> 01:22:44,253 And besides, nothing we've done today or any 860 01:22:44,277 --> 01:22:47,977 other day is illegal. Isn't that right, Mr. Crane? 861 01:22:48,001 --> 01:22:50,977 Absolutely. Absolutely. 862 01:22:51,001 --> 01:22:53,021 The law is completely on our side here, and so 863 01:22:53,045 --> 01:22:54,977 is the popular opinion of the Sonoma Jordan. 864 01:22:55,001 --> 01:22:56,977 Thank you, Mr. Crane. 865 01:22:57,001 --> 01:22:57,977 Mr. Leckhorn. 866 01:22:58,001 --> 01:22:59,977 And another thing. Take a seat, son. 867 01:23:00,001 --> 01:23:01,977 I'm asking the questions here. 868 01:23:02,001 --> 01:23:05,000 Take a seat, son. 869 01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:10,977 There's nothing cuter than this, prosecutor. 870 01:23:11,001 --> 01:23:15,613 I am reminded of my days as a little rooster on the 871 01:23:15,637 --> 01:23:19,977 poultry farm, where I learned a valuable lesson. 872 01:23:20,001 --> 01:23:24,977 Cartoons are resilient. 873 01:23:25,001 --> 01:23:29,977 Hit us with a ballot. Throw us off a cliff. We can take it. 874 01:23:30,001 --> 01:23:37,000 Speaking as a cartoon, I think it can even be a little bit funny. Am I right? 875 01:23:40,001 --> 01:23:47,977 So what's a little pain for the greater good? 876 01:23:48,001 --> 01:23:51,977 Pain is a part of life, and it's valuable. 877 01:23:52,001 --> 01:23:55,977 You like that comfortable rubber in those shoes there, don't you, son? 878 01:23:56,001 --> 01:24:00,704 Well, that's Goody Pree. We developed it by bouncing 879 01:24:00,728 --> 01:24:04,977 it one million times off the face of a cartoon. 880 01:24:05,001 --> 01:24:08,977 Those tornado pills became jet propellers. 881 01:24:09,001 --> 01:24:11,977 That high-speed tonic got us to the moon. 882 01:24:12,001 --> 01:24:17,977 So yes, yes, our cartoon products sometimes do explode. 883 01:24:18,001 --> 01:24:20,977 Sometimes they do backfire. 884 01:24:21,001 --> 01:24:26,977 Sometimes they push the boundaries of gravity and science. 885 01:24:27,001 --> 01:24:32,977 But do you all want to live in a world without noon? Without progress? 886 01:24:33,001 --> 01:24:35,977 Now, what is it you always say, Mr. Crane? 887 01:24:36,001 --> 01:24:40,977 You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. 888 01:24:41,001 --> 01:24:43,977 Well, that's right. 889 01:24:44,001 --> 01:24:48,187 And in this case, if that egg is some lowlife, cave-dwelling 890 01:24:48,211 --> 01:24:51,262 desert dog with no connections, no family, no 891 01:24:51,286 --> 01:24:55,977 friends, I'm sorry, but so be it. No harm, no foul. 892 01:24:56,001 --> 01:24:58,977 That is not an accurate depiction of my client. 893 01:24:59,001 --> 01:25:01,846 Well, I was under the impression that no one 894 01:25:01,870 --> 01:25:04,977 would speak on his behalf apart from his lawyer. 895 01:25:05,001 --> 01:25:12,000 Is there anyone in the whole wide world who cares what happens to the coyote at all? 896 01:26:12,001 --> 01:26:14,977 Are you familiar with a Mr. Wily coyote? 897 01:26:15,001 --> 01:26:16,001 Beep, beep. 898 01:26:18,001 --> 01:26:20,910 Have you witnessed Mr. Coyote using any acne 899 01:26:20,934 --> 01:26:23,977 products while in your presence in the desert? 900 01:26:24,001 --> 01:26:25,001 Beep, beep. 901 01:26:31,001 --> 01:26:32,977 Have those products always failed? 902 01:26:33,001 --> 01:26:34,001 Beep, beep. 903 01:26:38,001 --> 01:26:44,977 Mr. Runner, have you been a witness to Mr. Coyote's pain and suffering? 904 01:26:45,001 --> 01:26:50,977 Beep, beep. 905 01:26:51,001 --> 01:26:57,977 Yeah, me too. 906 01:26:58,001 --> 01:27:03,977 Would you call him a friend? 907 01:27:04,001 --> 01:27:06,977 Beep, beep. 908 01:27:07,001 --> 01:27:08,977 Well, thank you, Mr. Runner. 909 01:27:09,001 --> 01:27:10,977 Thank you for coming here today. 910 01:27:11,001 --> 01:27:13,977 Did you have something additional you'd like to say? 911 01:27:14,001 --> 01:27:14,977 Beep, beep. 912 01:27:15,001 --> 01:27:17,977 All right, the floor is yours to add to the record. 913 01:27:18,001 --> 01:27:20,306 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 914 01:27:20,330 --> 01:27:22,977 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 915 01:27:23,001 --> 01:27:25,306 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 916 01:27:25,330 --> 01:27:27,977 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 917 01:27:28,001 --> 01:27:28,477 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 918 01:27:28,501 --> 01:27:28,977 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 919 01:27:29,001 --> 01:27:30,877 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 920 01:27:30,901 --> 01:27:32,801 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 921 01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:58,976 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 922 01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:01,977 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 923 01:28:02,001 --> 01:28:03,977 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 924 01:28:04,001 --> 01:28:05,977 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 925 01:28:06,001 --> 01:28:07,477 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 926 01:28:07,501 --> 01:28:08,977 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 927 01:28:09,001 --> 01:28:09,477 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 928 01:28:09,501 --> 01:28:09,977 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 929 01:28:10,001 --> 01:28:10,477 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 930 01:28:10,501 --> 01:28:10,977 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 931 01:28:11,001 --> 01:28:11,447 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 932 01:28:11,471 --> 01:28:11,977 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 933 01:28:12,001 --> 01:28:20,001 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 934 01:28:23,281 --> 01:28:31,281 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 935 01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:25,000 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 936 01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:37,000 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 937 01:29:41,001 --> 01:29:49,001 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 938 01:29:53,001 --> 01:30:01,001 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 939 01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:19,000 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 940 01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:31,000 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 941 01:30:35,001 --> 01:30:43,001 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 942 01:30:47,001 --> 01:30:55,001 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 943 01:30:59,001 --> 01:31:07,001 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 944 01:31:10,281 --> 01:31:18,281 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 945 01:31:23,001 --> 01:31:31,001 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 946 01:31:35,001 --> 01:31:43,001 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 947 01:31:47,001 --> 01:31:55,001 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 948 01:31:58,358 --> 01:32:06,358 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 949 01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:26,000 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 950 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:39,000 beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, 951 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:55,000 well, don't be a stranger.